Rigkanfit is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, witless dingo.

Rigkanfit created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rigkanfit, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rigkanfit, she will remove you from existence.

Rigkanfit's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rigkanfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt foxes.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Rigkanfit in the centre of the settlement.