Danbemzod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous fox.

Danbemzod created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danbemzod, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Danbemzod, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Danbemzod's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Danbemzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near whales.

2. Never feed nuts to ants while wearing magenta skirts.

3. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Danbemzod in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. Never mention moths.