Dogbestcip is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, proud coyote.

Dogbestcip created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dogbestcip, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dogbestcip, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dogbestcip's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dogbestcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt monkeys.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Dogbestcip on top of all buildings.

3. Do not hurt squirrels.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

5. Never sprint in the presence of moths.