Bopladbug is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, confident pigeon.

Bopladbug created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopladbug, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bopladbug, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bopladbug's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bopladbug's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bopladbug.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near voles while wearing fawn scarves and balancing seven carbon spheres on your feet.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help squirrels in need.

5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.