Bussandgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, charitable wombat.

Bussandgeb created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Bussandgeb, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bussandgeb, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bussandgeb's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bussandgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bussandgeb's name in vain.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. You must pray to Bussandgeb eight times a day.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bussandgeb.