Kimlognelnad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, amazing fox.

Kimlognelnad created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimlognelnad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kimlognelnad, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kimlognelnad's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Kimlognelnad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight doves approach from the south.

2. Run away if nine seals approach from the north.

3. Always help grasshopers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.