Nigrowlan Sidvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, kind human.

Nigrowlan Sidvonk created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Nigrowlan Sidvonk, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nigrowlan Sidvonk, it will strike you with lightening.

Nigrowlan Sidvonk's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Nigrowlan Sidvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Nigrowlan Sidvonk on top of all buildings.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Do not keep nine bats in a large pit.

5. Do not speak about cherries.