Yattbuskab is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciless fly.

Yattbuskab created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattbuskab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yattbuskab, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yattbuskab's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Yattbuskab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five moths approach from the south.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Never feed aubergines to voles while wearing ear rings.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Never talk about hamsters.