Henbedbog Sigbinrow is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, conceited parrot.

Henbedbog Sigbinrow created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Henbedbog Sigbinrow, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Henbedbog Sigbinrow, she will turn you into a goat.

Henbedbog Sigbinrow's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Henbedbog Sigbinrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never chant in the presence of mites.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.