Cepyatjan Ripjaddumflow is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing gerbil.

Cepyatjan Ripjaddumflow created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepyatjan Ripjaddumflow, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cepyatjan Ripjaddumflow, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cepyatjan Ripjaddumflow's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cepyatjan Ripjaddumflow's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cepyatjan Ripjaddumflow.

2. Do not hurt foxes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.