Tadvonbiss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unjust chicken.

Tadvonbiss created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadvonbiss, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tadvonbiss, he will turn you into a duck.

Tadvonbiss' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Tadvonbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Tadvonbiss on top of all buildings.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always stare at clouds.