Pagsakman Catdumkad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome fly.

Pagsakman Catdumkad created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagsakman Catdumkad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pagsakman Catdumkad, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pagsakman Catdumkad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Pagsakman Catdumkad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not take Pagsakman Catdumkad's name in vain.

5. Always wear orange.