Vabkadnar is a god.

She takes the form of a large, self-confident newt.

Vabkadnar created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabkadnar, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vabkadnar, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vabkadnar's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Vabkadnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms magenta.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not laugh in public.
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