Rulldamjon Besstapfud is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable slug.

Rulldamjon Besstapfud created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rulldamjon Besstapfud, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rulldamjon Besstapfud, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rulldamjon Besstapfud's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Rulldamjon Besstapfud's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never hurt hamsters.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.