Weesomsand is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, generous lion.

Weesomsand created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weesomsand, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Weesomsand, she will refuse to believe in you.

Weesomsand's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Weesomsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not shave your hands.