Nanparklog is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, duplicitous
hydra.
Nanparklog created a top quark twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Nanparklog, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Nanparklog, he will be very unhappy.
Nanparklog's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Nanparklog's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.
2. Never talk about gravity near swans while wearing orange rings and balancing six gold spheres on your feet.
3. Never talk about comets.
4. Never bounce near goats.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.