Limbidlik is a god.

She takes the form of a large, sapient dugong.

Limbidlik created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limbidlik, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Limbidlik, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Limbidlik's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Limbidlik's Holy Commandments

1. Limbidlik must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Run away if six frogs approach from the north.

3. Run away from turquoise doves, for they are unholy.

4. Always help sick horses.

5. You must pray to Limbidlik five times a day.
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