Busyak is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, egotistical
parrot.
Busyak created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Busyak, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Busyak, she will boil you in a big pot.
Busyak's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Busyak's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near whales while wearing mauve skirts.
3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Busyak on top of all buildings.
4. Worship no other gods but Busyak.
5. Always obey Busyak's priests.