Tafgofzod is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unselfish deer.

Tafgofzod created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafgofzod, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tafgofzod, he will curse you with boils.

Tafgofzod's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tafgofzod's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tafgofzod.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never feed lots of wheat to moths while wearing green coats.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Tafgofzod loves doves, so they must be honoured.