Cedstan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable lion.

Cedstan created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedstan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cedstan, he will refuse to believe in you.

Cedstan's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cedstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Cedstan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not hurt porpoises.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never pour water over plants.
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