Weeceprutt Wigstikman is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, tranquil wyvern.

Weeceprutt Wigstikman created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Weeceprutt Wigstikman, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Weeceprutt Wigstikman, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Weeceprutt Wigstikman's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Weeceprutt Wigstikman's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine mites approach from the west.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Weeceprutt Wigstikman on top of all buildings.

5. Put Weeceprutt Wigstikman first in all things.