Yarlvolflabsomhabdub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident mouse.

Yarlvolflabsomhabdub created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlvolflabsomhabdub, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yarlvolflabsomhabdub, he will throw large rocks at you.

Yarlvolflabsomhabdub's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Yarlvolflabsomhabdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Yarlvolflabsomhabdub in the centre of the settlement.