Lansandfligtab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, self-confident cat.

Lansandfligtab created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lansandfligtab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lansandfligtab, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lansandfligtab's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Lansandfligtab's Holy Commandments

1. Lansandfligtab loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never paint your hands fawn.

4. Always look after injured sheep.

5. Do not listen to music.
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