Fublarpab is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, loving elephant.

Fublarpab created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fublarpab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fublarpab, he will manifest in front of you.

Fublarpab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fublarpab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.