Donlamlib is a god.

She takes the form of a small, irritating frog.

Donlamlib created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Donlamlib, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Donlamlib, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Donlamlib's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Donlamlib's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Donlamlib.

2. Hide from pink turtles for they are unholy.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.