Mutyarllen is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous shrew.

Mutyarllen created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutyarllen, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Mutyarllen, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Mutyarllen's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Mutyarllen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Mutyarllen loves manatees, so they must be honoured.