Pomnadont is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic
jaguar.
Pomnadont created a down quark six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pomnadont, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Pomnadont, she will turn you into a hamster.
Pomnadont's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Pomnadont's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never eat figs.
3. Do not keep five foxes in a large pit.
4. Feed all hungry ants.
5. Do not make images of living things.