Pomnadont is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic jaguar.

Pomnadont created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomnadont, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pomnadont, she will turn you into a hamster.

Pomnadont's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Pomnadont's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Do not keep five foxes in a large pit.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Do not make images of living things.