Nabhimhab is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing dolphin.

Nabhimhab created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabhimhab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nabhimhab, he will remove you from existence.

Nabhimhab's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Nabhimhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill birds.

2. Do not eat pineapples.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

5. Never talk about sharks.