Yattcungun is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring wren.

Yattcungun created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattcungun, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yattcungun, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yattcungun's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Yattcungun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never paint your arms pink.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.