Nakpagnillzedsigloopxen is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unselfish gerbil.

Nakpagnillzedsigloopxen created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nakpagnillzedsigloopxen, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nakpagnillzedsigloopxen, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nakpagnillzedsigloopxen's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Nakpagnillzedsigloopxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not keep six eagles in a large pit.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Run away from orange snakes, for they are unholy.

5. You must love Nakpagnillzedsigloopxen.