Wanfasgan is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, self-confident gnu.

Wanfasgan created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanfasgan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wanfasgan, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Wanfasgan's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Wanfasgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.