Cunpidhat is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, sage hamster.

Cunpidhat created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunpidhat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cunpidhat, she will torture you forever.

Cunpidhat's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Cunpidhat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three grasshopers approach from the east.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never laugh near eagles.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about spacetime.