Gandavyart is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omniscient pigeon.

Gandavyart created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gandavyart, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gandavyart, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gandavyart's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gandavyart's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gandavyart eight times a day.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gandavyart.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Never feed carrots to seals while wearing stockings.