Cargilgess is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, flying cobra.

Cargilgess created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cargilgess, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cargilgess, it will turn you into a hamster.

Cargilgess' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cargilgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about solid mechanics.

2. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.