Binmutveen is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, awesome warg.

Binmutveen created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binmutveen, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Binmutveen, he will remove you from existence.

Binmutveen's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Binmutveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick eagles.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never feed tomatoes to mice while wearing magenta stockings.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near frogs while wearing brown hats and balancing three zinc spheres on your neck.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near tapirs while wearing violet shoes and balancing seven titanium spheres on your chest.