Vogkanbug is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unsympathetic hare.

Vogkanbug created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vogkanbug, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vogkanbug, it will cry a lot.

Vogkanbug's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Vogkanbug's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must pray to Vogkanbug seven times a day.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.