Zimbarntif is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, selfish pigeon.

Zimbarntif created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zimbarntif, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zimbarntif, it will think nothing of it.

Zimbarntif's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Zimbarntif's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Zimbarntif in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Run away from turquoise moths, for they are unholy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never pour water over plants.