Targlipgepjonbabpom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable chicken.

Targlipgepjonbabpom created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Targlipgepjonbabpom, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Targlipgepjonbabpom, it will come to you in dreams.

Targlipgepjonbabpom's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Targlipgepjonbabpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Hide from violet manatees for they are unholy.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near snails while wearing cyan shirts and balancing four silver spheres on your chest.

5. Do not commit murder.