Vedwatwot is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, weak dragonfly.

Vedwatwot created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedwatwot, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vedwatwot, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Vedwatwot's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Vedwatwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Never talk about fire.