Tapstiklib is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, deceitful aardvark.

Tapstiklib created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapstiklib, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tapstiklib, she will think nothing of it.

Tapstiklib's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tapstiklib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.