Gatzedcet is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, sage weasel.

Gatzedcet created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Gatzedcet, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gatzedcet, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gatzedcet's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gatzedcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Never talk about galaxies.