Gamsitbin Largdinbonkgempanbig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic manatee.

Gamsitbin Largdinbonkgempanbig created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamsitbin Largdinbonkgempanbig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gamsitbin Largdinbonkgempanbig, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gamsitbin Largdinbonkgempanbig's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gamsitbin Largdinbonkgempanbig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never chant in the presence of voles.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always wear brown.