Fudgarbus is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, sapient wombat.

Fudgarbus created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudgarbus, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fudgarbus, he will turn you into a mole.

Fudgarbus' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fudgarbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.