Rapdusshas is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, impressive walrus.

Rapdusshas created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapdusshas, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rapdusshas, he will have a low opinion of you.

Rapdusshas' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Rapdusshas' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum field theory.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always help great tits.