Dantarrill is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, humorless chinchilla.

Dantarrill created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dantarrill, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dantarrill, it will turn you into a dog.

Dantarrill's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Dantarrill's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Dantarrill must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Hide from red birds for they are unholy.

4. Never feed lots of oranges to badgers while wearing mauve boots.

5. You must pray to Dantarrill four times a day.