Hinbinnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, pitiless ant.

Hinbinnarl created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinbinnarl, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hinbinnarl, it will turn you into a plant.

Hinbinnarl's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Hinbinnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple shorts.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Do not take Hinbinnarl's name in vain.