Hotomtmot Zeddonciss is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, sapient camel.

Hotomtmot Zeddonciss created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Hotomtmot Zeddonciss, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hotomtmot Zeddonciss, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hotomtmot Zeddonciss' most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Hotomtmot Zeddonciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never feed limes to grasshopers while wearing magenta coats.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not take Hotomtmot Zeddonciss' name in vain.