Hattimhug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish bat.

Hattimhug created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hattimhug, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hattimhug, it will boil you in a big pot.

Hattimhug's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Hattimhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Run away if four mites approach from the east.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Always help sick seals.

5. Do not hurt turtles.