Bimarfsin is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, irritating wombat.

Bimarfsin created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimarfsin, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bimarfsin, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bimarfsin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bimarfsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not eat limes.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink alcohol.