Larnsinzod is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, astonishing wombat.

Larnsinzod created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnsinzod, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Larnsinzod, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Larnsinzod's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Larnsinzod's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never paint your chest magenta.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.